Tuesday, November 13, 2012

from the mouth/brain of a 2.5 year old

"Big Hug Please.  Up in the sky!" - interpretation: I would like you to hold me while standing up.

"Arrrrgh.  I a piwat!!" - no interpretation needed.

Daddy: "Jake, what do you want me to bring you from my trip?"
Jake: "treasure!"

Upon seeing his brother on the couch with pillow, blanket and bucket. . .

"I sick too!"  (runs off.  returns moments later with his own bucket.  lays down on couch and asks to be covered with blanket.  reaches for bucket and makes fake vomit noises.)
"I feel all better now!"

"3. . . 2. . . 1. . . Blastoff!!"

"Hurry up Minnie! Go! Potty!"