Bumps

The second-to-last road that we drive on to get to school every morning has five speed bumps. Joseph knows exactly where they are and we have the following conversation.

J - "here it comes! One bump!"
Me - "yes sir - get ready!"
J - "here it comes! Two bump!"
Me - "yes sir - second bump."

this continues through all five bumps. The best conversation about the bumps, however, was the one we had the first day. . . . .

J - giggling in the back seat
Me - "Joseph, what's so funny?"
J - "this road is silly!"