sorry - but this seems to be our life. . .
Joseph just came inside from blowing bubbles:
J: "Mama, can I go peepee outside?"
Me: "yes you can" (I mean, you're already inside but sure.)
J: (heads outside but then ducks his head back in the door) "are you sure I won't distract any people or birds?"
Me: "they can't see you. we have a fence."
J: "I think maybe the birds can see me. And cars. And bugs."
Me: "they cars can't see you because we have a fence. The birds and bugs don't care."
J: "ok" (heads back outside)
3 seconds later. . .
J: "I think I'll just peepee inside."